Here's a quickie that was passed on to me....
After living a full life, Doug Berry, the (once)
Winnipeg Blue Bomber coach, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house
with a faded Blue Bomber flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is
very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Doug felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just
around the corner. It was a gorgeous white and green
three-story mansion with a 50-foot tall flagpole with an
enormous Saskatchewan Roughrider flag, and in every window,
he could see Saskatchewan fans.
Doug looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to
be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach,
ran a clean program, took the Bombers to the Grey Cup, and
came close to winning a national championship."
God said, "So what do you want to know, Doug?"
Doug asked: "Well, why does Ken Miller, the
Saskatchewan coach, get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Doug, that's not Ken's house;